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Showing posts with label Sexy Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy Women. Show all posts

Monday, February 6, 2012

YUM !!

BIT OF A GOURMAND ?
Certainly Not A Gourmet !
pleasure derived from eating

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.. There was a football game: somebody won. There was an ice fishing tournament: somebody won. There was a neighborhood BBQ: we all pigged out.
.. Super Sunday in the neighborhood means a BBQ - weather be damned. It was 15° F and dead still. Last night it got to -11° F. The high pressure has settled in and the snow is afraid of the cold.
.. Depending on the annual host; it's steaks, hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken, pork chops, or "all-day-brisket." This year it was chicken. Simple fare and plenty of it.
.. It's an easy recipe: drench, (you can think marinade,) the chicken halves in several gallons of "Yellowstone Brown Ale BBQ Sauce," overnight in the refrigerator. Then jab it with a fork and let it sit at room temperature for 3 or 4 hours. Keep it moist and keep turning it. Giant punch bowls serve for the containers. Then just BBQ the chicken over coals for about 45 minutes to one hour per side, (low heat in a covered grill is preferred.)
.. Serve with home-made potato or macaroni salad and freshly sliced tomatoes. Grind some dill seeds and sprinkle to taste over everything. Everybody should get at least 1½ chickens; fingers is O.K.
.. The key ingredient is the sauce. You can cook it up yourself if you can't find it in your local super market. It contains Moose Drool Brown Ale, Garlic, Onions, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Tomatoes. Everything is run through a blender, (or food processor,) and salt and peppered to taste. Simmer for a few hours to thicken. Make it thick and let it sit for a week before using.
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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Thrummin' Hornbergs

IT'S ANY ONE'S GUESS
Slightly Modified
weighted body

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.. This slightly modified classic is just now making it's appearance beneath the ice on Hebgen Lake. The neighbors call it the "Bearded Hornberg," or the "Rasty Hornberg." It's tied just like the standard pattern with the addition of a large beard.
.. It's attached to the fishing line behind it's ample head with a standard riffling hitch; a small split shot is also suspended from the eye of the hook. Rigged correctly this allows the fly to hang in the water in a nearly horizontal position.
.. Neighbors don't remember a Whitefish being taken on this fly. Speculation allows it to mimic a small fish, thus attractive to the large rainbows and Browns in the lake. Truth be told it's any one's guess about what it really imitates. And like so many attractor flies it is not a major topic of conversation. It works, and that's that.
.. This pattern is almost always fished with a thrumming rod. Infrequently it is dangled beneath a tip-up. The thrumming rod allows the vibrations from the thumb-thrummer to move the fly in subtle ways beneath the water. Additionally, speculation allows that the vibrations attract the fish. Whatever the case, this is a rig that the neighbors favor when looking for the big trout in the reservoir.
.. NB: Maggots are scarce already. Meal worms are disappearing fast. Most night crawlers are dry or growing green stuff. It might be time to give the artificials a heavy workout.
.. More to come
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Merry Christmas
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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Yellowstone Beach Weather

IT'S BEACH TIME !!
Don't Fish
enjoy
 
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.. Mom is throwing us a curve. We're loving it. The neighborhood plutocrats have left the area. Guides are towing boats to more southerly climes. Visitors have quit thinking about fishing here. So have we - for a day or two.
.. Even if our temperatures don't climb to the anticipated record highs, it'll be close enough for sunbathing at the beach. It's going to be tough making a decision this weekend: "to fish or gawk not to fish, that is the question."


.. The catching has been spectacular during this bonus week in Yellowstone National Park. The fish have been frisky, the bugs have been prolific, the clouds have shaded the pools, and stories to last a decade have been generated. What to do?
.. If this is a preview of global warming - we'll take it. This time, last year, we were talking about chains for park access, (LINK,) and the park had been closed for about 3 days.
.. We're headed to the park. We'll take the gear, we'll take our trusty point'n'shoot, we'll take a bucket of suds, we'll take some corned beef sandwiches, and we'll take our libido: the scenery should be delightful.
.. Should you find yourself in the neighborhood we suggest that you enjoy this gift. It'll be 3-feet deep before you can say "Thanksgiving."
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