NEIGHBORS GONE WILD
Fish Completely Bonkers
the worms crawl in
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| MYSTERIOUS VISITOR FROM ENGLAND |
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.. It is the best of times and the worst of times. Fly fishers below the ice, and fly fishers in open water are using the same flies and doing very well.
.. It's so good that fish are jumping into waders. It's so bad that exotic license plates are outnumbering the neighbor's plates.
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| GARDEN HACKLE |
.. The switch to artificial worms is early this year. There are some skeptics that poo-poo the
San Juan Worm as not fly fishing.
.. Well it may or may not be. Orvis sells them in their fly catalog. Orvis also sells several other "non-fly-fishing-flies." The neighbors love them. The fish eat them with gay abandon.
.. Even the
Gob O Worms has made it appearance early and is scoring fish in the 5-pound class, (through the ice.)
.. And then there's the fly at the top of the post. We don't know it's name but it comes from England. We committed the unpardonable sin of stealing it from a neighbor's fly box while their back was turned, (toward us and behind a bush.)
.. We have apologized and further humbled our self in the effort to find out the name and source for this segmented wiggler - to no avail. Our misdeed has sealed the lips of the former friend. The damn thing looks like it's molded of vinyl or some such and reminds us of a sunfish lure, (even though it's not yellow. Now there's a thought!)
.. Several times each year we receive grief in major doses from the neighbors for revealing secrets of place or kind. This post is sure to bring down a flood of ire as well.
.. For the uninitiated we show the various non-flies that the neighbors are using right now. These things are usually tied at home but, many are now available commercially. Even if you eschew their use, they will provide excellent conversation starters and stoppers.
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| SAN JUAN WORM |
.. The
San Juan Worm is often called
THE DEVIL WORM. It has become a staple of fishers that want to catch fish. Many pretend it's an imitation of a Herculean blood worm. That may be. Perhaps fish dream of these things and lose control when one floats by. Currently the red variety is in vogue on the rivers while the purple or two-toned variety is being used under the ice.
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| GOB O WORMS |
.. The
Gob O Worms is a much disparaged cluster of
San Juan Worms on the same hook. It has the distinction of being invented locally, (or so we've been told.)
.. It can spark vile and evil outbursts from fishers that are usually friends, (
LINK.)
.. It is featured on websites around the region, (
LINK,) and is now sold commercially by
Idylwilde Flies,
HERE. And sold as well by the
Driftless Angler,
HERE.
.. Purple, puce, flesh, and red colors are all being used right now. The fish are inhaling these at a record pace.
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| APPS BLOOD WORM |
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.. This year many of the neighbors that usually kindly provide us with flies have turned to the Orvis Catalog. There are some offerings that suit their fancy and they bought some for pattern prototypes.
.. The
Apps Blood Worm is the current favorite from
Orvis, (
LINK.) It turns out that the fly is just a San Juan Worm with some "flexi floss" tied through the body and separated at the bow and stern. The little red darling is not as effective under the ice as on the river. But on the river it's quite the phenomenon.
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| MEDUSA (red) |
.. Another
San Juan Worm variant from
Orvis is the
Medusa, (
LINK.) This is, presumably, a fly that will not get you funny looks from your friends.
.. It's supposed to represent a blood worm cluster, CLUSTER WHAT? It is sold in several colors which suggests that blood worms are chameleons, or have projectile tongues, or some such. This creation is yet another
SJW variant with a fat body and clipped floss.
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| MEDUSA (pink) |
.. The pink variety featured by
Casters Online Fly Shop is doing well under the ice. It's being used with bits of garden hackle and the fish seem to prefer the artificial.
.. Most of the neighbors, feel that both varieties are the same species and that the folks that tie for
Orvis ran out of red and used pink.
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| SHAKY WORM |
.. A minority opinion is that the red is male and the pink is female. As soon as we capture some in the seine we'll let you know.
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Orvis is kind enough to provide even another interesting worm imitation called the
SHAKY WORM. It's similar to the rest of these
SJW variants but has a pretty glossy body. It also comes with a bit of
Phly Phising Philosophy.
MONEY QUOTE FROM ORVIS:
This is not fly fishing heresy. The fact is trout eat worms and not just the ones we fish with. Worms exist in the stream and imitating a worm with artificial patterns is no different than imitating an insect. If it works, use it. Trout fishing worm pattern in red.
.. We suspect that if these things catch fish in the numbers that the neighbors are reporting that feather merchants across the continent will get in on the selling.
.. It will be interesting to see if the local purists eschew profits for disdainful posturing. Now there's a can of . . . .
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